"Craig, you were always a good older brother to me.
Always helpful with good advice
sometimes more than I wanted and
sometimes just what I needed.
Oh, well, as they say- good advice costs nothing and it's worth the price.
The best thing you ever did for our family
was to bring a wonderful Canadian gal to be a part of this family.
The worst teasing I ever saw you do was to our young sister Sal
--when she beleched(in a lady like way of course)
you said "you're so ugly your bowels don't even know which way to move."
I am glad you have matured some since then.
Happy 60th Birthday big brother!"